Exotic THCa Shake
We remove the shake from our exotic and super exotic flower so you get premium nugs only. This is the shake, which comes from exotic ($40/3.5g tier) or super exotic (+$45/3.5g tier) flower. THCa levels of shake are generally the same or even higher than the flower because as the buds rustle around in the packing process, little crumbs and trichomes (which contain the THCa) fall off the bud. Shake contains all the plant material and usually an extra amount of trichomes than regular bud. The downside of shake is that it will dry faster than regular bud because more surface area is exposed to air. But if you are rolling joints or smoking bong bowls, you break down the flower anyway. May as well snag these CRAZY deals to get ozs for $74.99.
What Is Cannabis Shake?
Shake the crumbs and small buds in the bottom of the bulk bags that break off in transport and handling. Our shake is ideal for smoking because the material is mostly scraped through to remove stems. So you're getting 100% exotic smoking material, that's already in small pieces and chunks ready for a bong bowl, blunt, or joint!
Shake vs. Trim?
Shake and trim are not the same thing. Trim is mostly the fan leaves of the plant that only contain a few percent of THCa or other cannabinoids and a minimal amount of terpenes. Usually, trim is only used for extraction and is not ideal for smoking. Shake on the other hand is pieces of actual flower buds that get knocked off of the larger buds and fall to the bottom of the bag. Shake usually has an equivalent amount of THCa and terpenes as regular flower, but because terpenes are highly volatile (ie. they evaporate easily), they are more likely to evaporate off of the shake than the full buds because more surface area is exposed to the air.
Where Your Greens Grow
Quality is the core of what we're doing here at Hella Slumped. Most of the country doesn't have access to the amazing high quality cannabis that we grow in California so we aim to fix that one pack at a time, shipped to your mailbox anywhere in the United States.
All our flower is grown indoor in California by industry veteran growers. Our team has over 100 years combined experience growing and selling cannabis. You always get the best quality when buying Hella Slumped.
Hella Slumped products are considered hemp by the legal definition so we are able to ship them nationwide thanks to the Farm bill of 2018.
Does this get me high?
These products will absolutely get you high. All the flower is natural grown THCa cannabis-hemp. This is the same thing you buy from dispos and dealers. Except we're growing it under a hemp license and getting the necessary testing to ensure compliance.
The Rosin and Live Resin pens are the same or higher quality that what you would find in dispos. We LOVE rosin, so we make sure to only supply the best.
Consume responsibly! Do not drive or operate heavy machinery etc. Be safe and spread love. Enjoy fam🙏
How is this legal?
The Hemp Farm Bill of 2018 made cannabis with <0.3% Delta 9 THC, federally legal. This means interstate commerce is allowed! Each state has their own laws, but most of our products are compliant across the entire United States and ready to ship!
Legal Disclaimer: This is not legal advise however, you need to talk to a lawyer to get real legal advise.
How Fast Is Shipping?
We ship usually USPS, sometimes UPS. Either way, the pack leaves from our warehouse in Florida and gets to most of the east coast within 2-3 days. We ship at multiple times throughout the day but if you order before 2pm EST, the pack will probably ship the same day. Otherwise it will ship next business day. We ship Monday-Friday only, not on weekends. If you have any questions or concerns at all about your order, just reach outhereand we will help you. Thanks for your trust and support fam. 🙏
All our flower is grown in California by industry veterans with over 20 years of experience. If you don't love the products, we will replace them or refund you. No one is disappointed with our selection of rare top shelf exotics. Learn more about the quality guarantee here.
You cant go wrong when you're smoking the best flavors with the highest potency. Artisan cannabis is definitely something you try that changes the way you look at the plant and you'll never want to go back. Even on a budget, we've got you covered!