Exotic Micros
- A few left in stock!
Description
Introducing our THCa Exotic Micros –
If you ever find this product in stock, buy as much as you can and thank me later...
These are the micro buds of our $45/3.5g tier flower. This is undoubtedly the best deal ever. Quality is so important when it comes to your smoke and we also understand that you wanna smoke on a budget because we all want good deals!
To get this quality at only $89.99/oz is crazy. Normally this quality is $250/oz.
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Exotic Micros
Where Your Greens Grow
Quality is the core of what we're doing here at Hella Slumped. Most of the country doesn't have access to the amazing high quality cannabis that we grow in California so we aim to fix that one pack at a time, shipped to your mailbox anywhere in the United States.
FAQ's
Does this get me high?
These products will absolutely get you high. All the flower is natural grown THCa cannabis-hemp. This is the same thing you buy from dispos and dealers. Except we're growing it under a hemp license and getting the necessary testing to ensure compliance.
The Rosin and Live Resin pens are the same or higher quality that what you would find in dispos. We LOVE rosin, so we make sure to only supply the best.
Consume responsibly! Do not drive or operate heavy machinery etc. Be safe and spread love. Enjoy fam🙏
How is this legal?
The Hemp Farm Bill of 2018 made cannabis with <0.3% Delta 9 THC, federally legal. This means interstate commerce is allowed! Each state has their own laws, but most of our products are compliant across the entire United States and ready to ship!
Legal Disclaimer: This is not legal advise however, you need to talk to a lawyer to get real legal advise.
How Fast Is Shipping?
We ship usually USPS, sometimes UPS. Either way, the pack leaves from our warehouse in Florida and gets to most of the east coast within 2-3 days. We ship at multiple times throughout the day but if you order before 2pm EST, the pack will probably ship the same day. Otherwise it will ship next business day. We ship Monday-Friday only, not on weekends. If you have any questions or concerns at all about your order, just reach outhereand we will help you. Thanks for your trust and support fam. 🙏
Quality guarantee?
All our flower is grown in California by industry veterans with over 20 years of experience. If you don't love the products, we will replace them or refund you. No one is disappointed with our selection of rare top shelf exotics. Learn more about the quality guarantee here.
Smoke Exotics
You cant go wrong when you're smoking the best flavors with the highest potency. Artisan cannabis is definitely something you try that changes the way you look at the plant and you'll never want to go back. Even on a budget, we've got you covered!
